Song/rap blow

This chicken about to bloooooow up feathers everywhere 
Now stop and u Betta listen there's a place we can go remenisin we don't have to stay all day go away 
Don't be late when I'm on my date coz it's fate nd I don't wnna haveta wait 
For u uuu


Not finished yet

rabbits at a supermarket

fresh rabbits are hard to find these days unless your in a store that has fresh rabbit produce and then someone throws a lemon at you and screams  we are out of rabbits !!!!!!!!! so basically  you have to sneeze on everyone becuase if you dont you will never look in the mirror again

cheese

ok have you ever been in the store and then want to fart so someone throws a  lemon at you and says fart already wat do you do?

poo = rabbits

did you ever realise when rabbits poo they poo loads cause i realised its roddents

Hey fellow lemon's

Hello my fellow lemon lover,

 i know you love your cheese but that is not important at the moment because lemons are here now!!!!!!   they are a fantabulous sorce of food and a lush drink so why not,? join the celebration of lemons be a lemon lover TODAY!!!!!!!